Conjuring up ladies is quite a talent and one Christian excels at.
It’s yeses all round from the Judges who can’t believe what they are seeing!
The only thing worse than a woman with breasts is one with opinions. I mean, why can’t they just do what God intended and perform their functions as mute, boyishly proportioned coat hangers? Yes, folks, that about sums up the alarming philosophy espoused by soulless automaton Olivier and His Accent of Indeterminate Origin during Thursday night’s “