My Neighbor Installed a Toilet on My Lawn with a Note, ‘Flush Your Opinion Here,’ After I Asked Her Not to Sunbathe in Front of My Son’s Window
When I politely asked my neighbor Shannon to stop sunbathing in bikinis outside my teenage son’s window, she retaliated by putting a filthy toilet on my lawn with a sign that read: “FLUSH YOUR OPINION HERE!” I was furious, but karma took care of it in the end.
Shannon, who had already painted her house in odd colors, started sunbathing right outside my 15-year-old son’s room. After a week of Jake complaining, I decided to talk to her. But she was dismissive and rude, offering sarcastic advice instead of considering my request.
Two days later, Shannon placed a dirty toilet on my lawn with a mocking sign. I confronted her, but she insisted it was her art.
Over the next few weeks, Shannon hosted loud parties, but I kept my distance. Then one day, a firefighter came to investigate a supposed sewage leak, only to discover Shannon had made a false report about the toilet. Her plan backfired.
Shannon eventually topped it off by sunbathing on her roof, but a malfunctioning sprinkler system sent her crashing into the mud. After that, she stopped sunbathing in front of Jake’s window and removed the toilet. She even built a privacy fence, ending our suburban nightmare.
Jake, relieved, joked about missing the toilet, but I was just happy the chaos was over.
